don’t drink the kool-aidTumblr (3.0; @dirkmcfergus)http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/“Do I think our government has my best interests at heart? Not on your life.”http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/40851286185http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/40851286185Fri, 18 Jan 2013 10:31:33 -0700When somebody tells me that they aren’t sure who they are, I say, “That’s...http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/35496388347http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/35496388347Sun, 11 Nov 2012 10:56:59 -0700““I still think readers today are complete morons. Would I do it again? Fuck ‘em, I...http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/12646236314http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/12646236314Fri, 11 Nov 2011 10:17:41 -0700Q.R. Markhamparodyplagiarismplagiaristspy novelliterary fiction““Susan was determined to invent a latex body condom for sleeping in hotel rooms,...http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/12517017847http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/12517017847Tue, 08 Nov 2011 10:27:28 -0700““There are a hundred ways to inform someone that they’re an idiot, but there’s the...http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/12504593849http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/12504593849Mon, 07 Nov 2011 23:29:47 -0700““Surely if anything is proven, by whole oceans and continents of evidence, it is that...http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/12476357739http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/12476357739Mon, 07 Nov 2011 12:37:00 -0700““So you don’t think I’m backhanding you like Rick James on a ho, I’ll apologize...http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/12434067441http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/12434067441Sun, 06 Nov 2011 13:43:25 -0700Rick James““I just came off a three day acid fueled bender and somewhere, in an otherworldly...http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/12368648674http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/12368648674Sat, 05 Nov 2011 08:04:59 -0600““A million years ago, the Tao shit the stars and planets, and it was good. Everything...http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/12328850479http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/12328850479Fri, 04 Nov 2011 10:14:08 -0600TaoTao Te ChingAncient Chinese WisdomLi ChangDirk McFergus““I had to wonder if there was even any white foam at all or was I just thinking of Uma...http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/12327280652http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/12327280652Fri, 04 Nov 2011 09:13:24 -0600MDMAtripping ballsdrugspulp fiction““Working high is very enjoyable, especially in a green and yellow tie-dyed...http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/12289905658http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/12289905658Thu, 03 Nov 2011 12:21:50 -0600““Although Lispstadt was a vampire, he was an Orthodox Jew, confined to kosher feeding,...http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/12285887872http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/12285887872Thu, 03 Nov 2011 09:50:09 -0600Jew VampireVampire Lisptadtsatire““It covers the poo, or it gets the cane again.”” - Li Changhttp://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/12284492350http://dirkmcfergus.tumblr.com/post/12284492350Thu, 03 Nov 2011 08:51:11 -0600Tao of PooLi ChangDirk McFergusSatireParodyTao Te Ching