January 2013
1 post
“Do I think our government has my best interests at heart? Not on your life.”
November 2012
1 post
Who Am I?
When somebody tells me that they aren’t sure who they are, I say, “That’s ridiculous. You are what you think when you are sure nobody is watching.”
November 2011
11 posts
6 tags
“I still think readers today are complete morons. Would I do it again? Fuck...”
– Q.R. Farkham
“Susan was determined to invent a latex body condom for sleeping in hotel rooms,...”
– Dirk McFergus
“There are a hundred ways to inform someone that they’re an idiot, but there’s...”
– Dirk McFergus
“Surely if anything is proven, by whole oceans and continents of evidence, it is...”
– Mark Twain (Autobiography of Mark Twain, Vol.1, p. 313)
1 tag
“So you don’t think I’m backhanding you like Rick James on a ho, I’ll...”
– Dirk McFergus
“I just came off a three day acid fueled bender and somewhere, in an otherworldly...”
– Dirk McFergus
5 tags
“A million years ago, the Tao shit the stars and planets, and it was good. ...”
– Li Chang
4 tags
“I had to wonder if there was even any white foam at all or was I just thinking...”
– Dirk McFergus
“Working high is very enjoyable, especially in a green and yellow tie-dyed robe.”
3 tags
“Although Lispstadt was a vampire, he was an Orthodox Jew, confined to kosher...”
– Dirk McFergus
6 tags
“It covers the poo, or it gets the cane again.”
– Li Chang